(as far as I know, un-attributed)
though this is a "spiritual" web site, I believe humor
does have its
place (they say "laughter" is the best medicine for a
following "jokes" may very well be irreverent,
raunchy, rude, insensitive, incorrect,
tasteless (if not darn right bad), but no matter -
suspend judgement and simply enjoy.
top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators during the (2012) Summer Olympics they would
like to take back:
commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this
morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse
and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
3. Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.
4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries and
even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I
should think we can
expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice,
the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is
playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
Cancel Your Credit
Card Before You Die
(So easy to see happening, customer service being what
A lady died this past
January, and Citibank billed her for February and
March for their annual service charges on her credit
card, and added
late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The
balance had been
$0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00.
A family member
placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange :
Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late
fees and charges
Family Member: 'Maybe you should turn it over to
Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already
Family Member: 'So, what will they do when they find
out she is dead?'
Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds
division or report her
to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
Citibank: 'Excuse me?'
Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling
you - the part
about her being dead?'
Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back
in January with
a $0 balance.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees
and charges still
Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her
Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer
info was given)
Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given)
After they get the fax :
Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I
don't know what
more I can do to help.'
Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If
not, you could
just keep billing her. She won't care.'
Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing
Citibank: 'That might help....'
Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway
129, Plot Number
Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'
Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on
And you wondered why Citibank needed help from the
store that sells new husbands has just opened in
"your" city, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
the entrance is a description of how the store
visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the
next floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building!
a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 -
These men have jobs.
second floor sign reads:
2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
third floor sign reads:
3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the
Floor 4 -
These men have jobs,
love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with
mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
with housework, and
have a strong romantic personality.
She is so
tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth
floor and the
- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this Floor. There
are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also
opened a New Wives Store
just across the
The first floor
has wives that love sex.
The second floor has
love sex and have money.
The third through sixth
never been visited.
Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living
actually either male or female. Here are some
They are male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a
while to warm
them up again. They are an effective reproductive
device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you
push the wrong
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are
often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to
light a fire under their butt.
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable
and retain water.
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
getting hit on.
Definitely male, because they always use the same old
lines for picking
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the
weight shifts to the
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly
changed at all,
and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he
doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
NOTE: DUE TO THE
COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES
WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
How To Fill Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step Guide with Slide Presentation.
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
Is It Possible To
Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into
Kitchen Sink by Themselves ?
Examples on Video. Debate Among A
Panel Of Experts
Identity/Virility - Losing The Remote Control To Your
Help Line and Support Groups.
How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The
Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonial From One Man Who Did.
Is It Genetically
Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Living With Adults -
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and
How to be the Ideal
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and
How to Fight
Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be
Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
Empty Milk Cartons
- Do They Belong In The Fridge Or The Trash Bin?
Discussion and Roll Playing.
Over It - Learing How To Cope With Being Wrong All The
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the
rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
note! these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
are NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If
it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You
hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.
1). Sunday sports. It's
like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going
to think of it that
1). Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious
hints do not work! Just say it!
1). Yes and
No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
Problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
1). If you think you're
fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one
can either ask us to do something or tell us how you
want it done. Not
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
1). Whenever possible, Please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1). If it itches, it will be
scratched. We do that.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We
will act like
We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the
1). If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to
discuss such topics as CARS, the shotgun
formation, or BASKETBALL.
have enough clothes.
1). You have too many shoes.
I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1). Thank you for
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
(But did you know men really don't mind
that? It's like camping).
MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Are Just Happier People - What do you expect
from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a
white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just
You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut
on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
$5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he
or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never
have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your
Everything on your face stays its original color.
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your
face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one
color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for
25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Maher's New Rules For 2007 & Beyond
Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for
classmates.com ! There's a
reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years.?
It's because you
don't particularly like them! Besides, I already
know what the captain
of the football team is doing these days? He' s
mowing my lawn.
Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of
a window unless
you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that
a human finger was
found in a bowl of Wendy' s chili. Hey, it cost less
than a dollar.
What did you expect it to contain? Caviar?
New Rule: Stop saying
that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
blonde teachers are
permanently damaged. I have a better description for
these kids: lucky
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone.
Here' s how much men care about your eyebrows: do
you have two of them?
Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored
water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the
but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored
water is called a
soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some
scotch over ice and let
it melt.? That' s your flavored water.
New Rule: Just because
your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't
make you spiritual.?
It's right above the crack of your ass. And it
translates to "chicken
with broccoli." The last time you did anything
spiritual, you were
praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not
spiritual. You're just
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it
just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new
homes, graduations and
getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want
and having other
people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it' s the
version of looting.
New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No
more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy
is offering me a
towel and a mint like I just had sex with George
Michael. I can't even
tell if he' s supposed to be there, or just some
freak with a fetish.
Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't
need to know in
months. "27 Months." "He' s two," will do just fine.
He's not a cheese.
And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you
ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that
pays better than
minimum wage, then for God' s sake don't pierce or
available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your
future around saying"
Do you want fries with that?"
New Rule: Stop screwing with old
people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill
bottle that's square,
with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom.
And by the time
grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be
in the morgue.
Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social
Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the
bigger the asshole
of a customer. If you walk into a Starbucks and
order a "decaf grande
half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot,
cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one
Sweet-n'-Low, and one
NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the
cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card,
entering my PIN
number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount,
deciding, no, I don't
want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid
who is supposed to
be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond
NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To
combat this problem,
NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million
developing a pen that
writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
to over 300C.
The Russians used a pencil.
A Hairdryer Through Customs...
A young woman on a
flight from Ireland asked the priest
beside her, 'Father,
may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair
dryer for my
Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any
way you could carry
it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go
ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so he
asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used
on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead,
hiking through a forest...when they came upon a
large raging, violent
Needing to get to the other side, the first man
'God, please give me the strength to cross the
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2
hours,having almost drowned
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
and he was able to row across in about an hour after
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the
cross the river'
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards
and walked across the bridge
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way
your wife told you!
Have a wonderful Woman's Day !!! ( I know it's
late,but it was too good
to pass by ! )
GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth, looking
at herself in the
mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like to
have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again," she
replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her
birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and
then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her
on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there
was. Five hours
later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was reeling and
her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she
wobbled home with
her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
leaned over his wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,
what was it like being
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
"I meant my Dress Size, you dummie !"
moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he
is going to get it
Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father
died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening he
went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had
ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like
just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
"but in just a
week or two, my father will die, and I'll Inherit 20
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening
and, three days
later, she became his stepmother.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing
an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears
to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse, 'he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
Embarrassed,the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to
wash your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around
gently. Then, she takes a close look and says,
'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing
wrong with them,
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k?
Best divorce letter Ever
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have
nothing to show
for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me
that you quit your job today & that was the last
straw. Last week,
you came home & didn't even notice I had a new
haircut, had cooked
your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair
of silk boxers. You
ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after
watching all of
your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore;
you don't want sex
or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore;
whatever! the case, I'm
gone. Your Ex-Husband
PS. don't try to find me.. Your SISTER & I are
moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It's true you
& I have been married for 7 years, although a
good man is a far cry
from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much
because they drown out
your constant whining & griping. Too bad that
doesn't work. I DID
notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the
first thing that came
to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my
mother raised me not
to say anything if you can't say something nice, I
didn't comment. And
when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with
MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years
ago. About those new
silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
$49.99 price tag was
still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence
that my sister had
just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we
could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I
quit my job &
bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica , but when I got home
you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you
wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my
sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
ways to look at everything
wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he
sat alone at a
nearby table. I asked my wife, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to
drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't
been sober since."
"My God!" I said to my wife, "Who would think a person
could go on
celebrating that long?"
So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at
(as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+
We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra,
stiletto heels and a
mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days
to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me
and said, 'You are
the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
passionate love all
The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing a
raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but
he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in
the door and saw me
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they
are right and you need to shut up. Never use fine to
describe how a
woman looks. This will cause you to have
one of those arguments.
MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to
the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you
take out the
trash, so it's an even trade.
This means something, and you should be on your
is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has
to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
signifies an argument that will last Five Minutes
and end with
the word Fine.
AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One
that will result
in a woman getting upset over Nothing, and will end
with the word
AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means, I give up! or
do what you want
because I don't care. You will get a Raised Eyebrow
Go Ahead In just a
few minutes, followed by nothing and Fine and she
will talk to you
In about Five Minutes when she cools off.
SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a
nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot
at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here
and arguing with you over nothing.
SIGH: Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement.
Soft Sighs mean
that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe, and she
will stay content.
OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman
can make to a man. That's Okay means that she wants
to think long
and hard before paying you back for whatever it is
that you have
done. That's Okay is often used with the word Fine
and in conjunction
with a Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead. At some point in the
you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
DO.: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A
woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or
reason you have
for doing whatever it is that you have done. You
have a fair chance
with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get
a That's Okay.
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say
A LOT: This is much different from
Thanks. A woman will say, Thanks
A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you
have offended her in some callous way, and will be
followed by the Loud
Sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the
as she will only tell you Nothing.
this to the men you know to warn them about future
can avoid if they remember the terminology.
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
All you have to do is to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
25. very clean
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE
47. are neither jealous nor disinterested
48. get on well with her family, but don't spend
more time with them than with her
49. give her space, but show interest and concern in
where she goes
ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
50. Not forget the dates of: * anniversaries
engagement, first date...) * graduation * birthday *
However, even if you observe the above instructions
perfectly, you are
not 100% guaranteed
that she will be happy, as she could one day feel
overcome with the
of her life with you and run off with the first wild
bastard-bohemian-drunk- bon viveur
GETTING OLDER -
WHAT TO DO?
Thought for the day: There is more money being
spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large
with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of
what to do with them
All drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
Example; the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic
Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
After careful consideration by a team of government
recently announced that it has settled on the
generic name of
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new
meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
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